fredag 23 april 2010

Soffgenerationen

Vi är soffgenerationen
vi ligger i sängar framför tv:n
under högtalarmusik
på madrasser

Vi har snart helt förlorat förmågan att
stå upprätt, utan stöd från väggar, soffor,
stolar, madrasser.

De är vår generations galler.

vi hålls fångna av det mjuka i sängar och soffor
madrasser och snart, när vädret tillåter,
det gröna gräset.

Våra muskler förtvinar och vårt balanssinne snubblar
sakta iväg.

Överger oss till tonerna av Jysk bäddlager.

torsdag 22 april 2010

måndag 12 april 2010

mattelärares aprillskämt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blOrY-nEGaE&feature=player_embedded

Staples Art







http://www.fubiz.net/2010/02/22/staples-art/
Start with a cage containing five monkeys.

Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result - all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him.

After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked.

Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been done round here.

And that, my friends, is how company policies are made.

tisdag 6 april 2010

Stephen Maria Crane

I saw a man pursuing the horizon;
Round and round they sped.
I was disturbed at this;
I accosted the man.
“It is futile,” I said,
“You can never -“

“You lie,” he cried,
And ran on.

Ping-Pong-Dörr




För att den är totally-AWESOME och jag vill ha en !